We will be describing a number of our groundbreaking programs here.
Want a sneak peak? We offer a full spa, in-house personal trainer, chef/nutritionist, etc. etc. Check back soon for details. 

We recently hired a nutritionist/cook to run our food program. Bill "Fad Diet" Needham promises to revive our previously lackluster offerings including staples such as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and the unfortunately named Ants on a Log.
These will be replaced by ice cream, lots of ice cream, lots and lots of ice cream. That's right folks, your kids will love snack time here at the academy.

Update: Bill and his staff recently had an unfortunate accident. Take a look at the Photo Gallery to see the wreckage.









Have you heard? We have a full service spa. Spa Price Chart.




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